Mary Sues Are A Myth

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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there was always that one kid in fifth grade who had like 50 of those little novelty erasers that they’d take out and arrange on their desk every single lesson but never use and if you even LOOKED at them you were immediately blacklisted as a potential threat from then on

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me: hey i forgot my eraser do you have one i could use

the kid sitting next to me with an entire fucking zoo of rubber animals in their pencil case:

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the responses to this post have reminded me that these kids were actually split into one of two camps: those who hoarded them like a dragon and protected them with a fierceness to match, and the capitalist demons who sold them at grossly inflated rates for cash and profit